Matthew Perry:
Matthew Perry Naked
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Information:
Name: Matthew Perry
Born: 1969-08-19
Height: 1.82
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Filmography:
Friends (1994), The Ron Clark Story (2006), Who's the Boss? (1990), The 5th Annual GQ Men of the Year Awards (2000), Charles in Charge (1985)
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Sean Bean:
Sean Bean
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Information:
Name: Sean Bean
Born: 1959-04-17
Height: 1.78
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Filmography:
Anna Karenina (1997), 'National Treasure' on Location (2005), The Return of Bond: The Start of Production Press Event (2006), The Vicar of Dibley (1999), Clarissa (1991)
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Yo mama so fat when she gets on the
scale
it says we don't do livestock.
WardleyDesmonnS
Doctor, Doctor I keep thinking there
is two
of me
One at a time please
DrummandBenjaminNQ
Mother: Did you make your bed today?
Daughter:
Yes, Mom, but I think it would be easier to buy one.
BertinDestonys
Why did the boy who rode his bike over a barbed
wire fence miss his music lesson?
Because he'd already done
the sharps and flats.
CromwellCubertkk
"Hello flight 56, if you hear me rock your
wings.."
"OK TOWER, IF YOU HEAR ME ROCK THE TOWER!!"
EvinRonnyeR
Mother: Did you get a good place in the
geography test?
Fred: Yes, Mum, I sat next to the cleverest kid in
the class.
ArvilJopieou
Men are like coffee.
The best ones are rich,
hot and can keep you up all night.
FlorinioThorpeJP
Pupil: My teacher was mad with me because I
didn't know where the
Rockies were.
Mother: Well next time
remember where you put things!
GermainTracySv
What do you call a Welshman
who writes lots
of letters ?
Pen Gwyn !
BurdettStodao
A tourist was being led through the
swamps of Florida. "Is it
true," he asked, "that an alligator
won't attack you if you carry a
flashlight?"
"That depends," replied
the guide, "on how fast you carry the
flashlight."
AzielLadin